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There are several reason why I think Google is a woman.

• Women are always too self-centered. The recent Panda update tells Google has her own definition of what ‘Good content’ is, and the webmasters need to accept and follow her standard in order to get a better search ranks.  She will penalize you if you don’t follow her standard!
• Women are selfish. Google doesn’t like to share her algorithm to others.   Imagine, do you think women like to share their clothes with others?
• Women needs love from others. We all love Facebook.  We think that Facebook got some good features.  We usually spend much more time on Facebook than Google, and share good articles with others there.   Apparently Miss Google envy FB, so she has launched the +1 button.  She doesn’t like Twitter too, so it is the reason why they created the Google buzz.
• Woman doesn’t like dirty things. Google doesn’t like porn and gambling sites.
• Woman loves her children, no matter if her children were adopted (Youtube) from somewhere else.

No offense to Google.